This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
this is the best thing i have ever seen
there are children on this website you pervs
LET THEM WATCH
YES. IT’S A BEAUTIFUL PROCESS AND THEY SHOULD BE AWARE OF THIS SORT OF THING
They have to grow up eventually
today at work a little girl and her dad came through my line and she picked up two things of altoids and she was like “daddy let’s get the same flavor! so when you’re in afghanistan i can eat mine and you can eat yours and we can be together!” and me and my cashier just stood there like DON’T CRY DON’T FUCKING CRY DON’T BE A BABY AND FUCKING CRY
and then they left and we fucking wailed like children
sometimes being a person is very overwhelming
u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold
FUCKLINSKI BIRTHDAY MOVIE MEME ⏩ (Dec. 9) Stick It
the most emotional post on tumblr
do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just
it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
i’ve never read something so accurate
whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride tryin to holla at me
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*
YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE AS FUCK
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
fuck this place in particular
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Shhh. You’re someones dream girl.