what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business
This week on Tumblr: no one’s at Comic Con and everything hurts.
A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
occupation: the family disappointment
i really appreciate people who alphabetize their follow forevers so that i can easily and quickly see that i am not included
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
i have two moods:
1. everybody get the fuck away from me
2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me
there is no in between